There is no copyright here. My source was last seen getting into a strange-looking vehicle that rose above the tree tops and hit mach one in five seconds.
Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security
Leon Panetta, Secretary of Defense
Eric Holder, Attorney General
Subject: Intellectual Property Infringements
It has come to our attention that many of your vendors have been supplying you with surveillance and communications equipment which directly or indirectly impinge on patents and patent improvements of Diet Smith Industries without obtaining proper licensing for such use.
This will inform you that we have filed suit in the US District Court for the District of North Dakota where Diet Smith Industries has a testing facility and regional corporate office and there is a light docket ahead of us. Preliminary actions were taken through the US Patent Office procedures.
This will also inform that should Diet Smith Industries prevail in these matters, your agencies will be expected to assure compliance by your vendors with the licensing requirements of Diet Smith Industries.
R. M. Tracy III
Chief Legal Counsel
Diet Smith Industries